Ode to Lazy Kitchen Trolls

look you silly trolls
who won’t clean the kitchen floor:
it’s not a big deal!

but you fuss and fret
crawling on the dirty floor
aching hands and knees

water mops and sponge
scrub scrub scrub and do again:
there’s a better way!

Swiffer Sweeper Vac
traps dirt crumbs pet hair and dust:
toss them in the trash!